I criticize James as a film maker all the time. And then do stuff like the interview etc. Just one guy reviewing strange games like this over the gameplay footage. They should use Mike or maybe even one of the slobs who plays these games. ugghh.Īll the skits are obviously written by the slobs, they are completely terrible "lul random" humor and make no sense at all. The way he re-recorded the lines of someone else who actually interviewed that guy. He shouldn't talk about fps and patches and bioshock and surgeon simulator.
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I just don't want the Nerd to review late 90s 3D PC games. I liked that they got an interview with the original producer, it was genuinly interesting. And the game related content in this videos actually wasn't bad. It's such a weird and bad but also ambitious game that was very ahead of its time. I played it when it came out and I was 10 or 11. Why would anyone give a shit about a Jurassic Park PC game from the late 90s anyways?
I'd rather the Nerd had ended than see it reduced to this - lifeless, flat, uninspired ad & algorithm driven drivel. The 'story' was nonsensical, and in a sign of how bad things have become, at first I thought the car joke at the end might be real product placement because of how cynical SW are with their plugs, until I remembered it was a callback. I can't explain where else they get some of these people. Also, I'm positive that some of the 'guests' who are starting to show up in these videos are people with Screenwave contracts, with Screenwave using the AVGN as a promotion vehicle. I think it was the real guy, but Kieran or Tony interviewed him over Skype & James just re-recorded the questions later. A channel which increasingly seems designed to shill VPNs and airpods to people.Īnd James definitely didn't interview the developer. James is just 'the talent' on a channel run by others. All the game footage is Screenwave footage practically all the irl footage is Screenwave, of Screenwave employees James just shows up for two short (awful) skits, then he just records the rest of his appearance as a dub. James is now almost entirely reduced to a voiceover. I know I shouldn't be, but this is awful. Maybe show the script to other people before you shoot the video. Why is it so surprising that a mace is the most powerful melee weapon in the game? It makes no sense. But even that had that weird mace joke shoehorned in it.
The only slightly amusing part was Justin as the Newman character. What the fuck is this? And you just know that James never played this fucking game in his life. But it clearly wasn't James talking to him because he had that same disconnected voice throughout. As it went along, I started to think that it is him. Then that guy who made the game.I'm not sure if it was really him or not. The "story" where he reviews the game.then is on a plane for some reason.then gets stranded on an island.so.then he has to review the game? What the fuck? He was reviewing the game anyway. James' disconnected voice is the worst thing about this.
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